July 2012
Mom: why are you doing that?
Me: Because Sherlock holmes did it.
Mom: if Sherlock Holmes jumped off a buildin-
Me: *gross sobbing*
Watchuselessheartache:
oldmanyellsatcloud:
yencid:
Only Weather report you will ever have to watch.
no seriously watch it.
All in one take.
omg. this is the best.
thundergoddess:
if u ever feel down
just remember that samuel l jackson did an impression of nicki minaj
June 2012
me: i am so bored
unfinished video games: play me
unfinished books: read me
unfinished tv shows and unwatched movies: watch me
daily exercise routine: complete me
me: there's nothing to do
dildos-and-debutantes:
rescuerhera:
thejoshinator:
mpregbert:
ghostgiggles:
if you play an instrument youre automatically 10x hotter im sorry thats just how the world works
“Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.”
UCSB Gauchos!
caro-lina:
It’s so awesome to hear that a fellow Gaucho has been drafted to the NBA and will play for the Indiana Pacers. Congrats to OJ and can’t wait to watch him play again, but this time on TV.
*also, Princeton Review named the top party schools for 2012 and UCSB got #5. woohooo
Adventures in Adulthood
So my friend is staying at my apartment in IV over the summer, and he’s moving in tomorrow.
The electricity isn’t on yet.
On monday morning, I went to the Southern California Edison website, and I ordered electricity.
It still doesn’t work.
So I called them and asked about my order, and they said the electricity won’t get there until Friday.
I feel bad for my friend....
HOW DO I ADULT? →
miss-ari-berry:
laralaralara:
delladilly:
slattern:
i’m not prepared for adulthood
what are taxes and how do you “do” them
what is balancing a checkbook like do you just walk around with a checkbook on your head like in a posh finishing school to improve posture
what if…
Why is Dolly Parton still on TV and in movies? I don’t understand this. At all.
Why.
Please tell me.
LoK Season Finale
I had my gripes with it but I will not voice it here for the sake of not pissing off followers with spoilers.
However, I will say that
Iroh is a really good bender, but a really shitty general.
